1. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Is A Waste Of Paper And Ink.
2. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Is A Waste Of Time And Space.
3. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Should Not Have Been Written.
4. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Should Not Have Been Published.
5. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Should Not Be In Bookstores.
6. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Should Not Be In Libraries.
7. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Should Not Be Kept On A Shelf.
8. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Should Not Be Kept On A Table.
9. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Should Not Be Kept In A Drawer.
10. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Should Not Be Read.
11. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Should Be Thrown Out.
12. This Unreadable Book Of Illiterary Gibberish Should Be Forgotten Forever.

Copyright 2008 by Larry Ziman
Permission to reprint with acknowledgment