JOKES
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1) What’s the opposite of a moron?
2) What’s longer than forever?
3) How do you know if the people you know are aliens masquerading as
humans?
4) What do you call noodles on wheels?
5) What do you do when you can’t forget the girl who forgot you?
6) What do you call wandering insects?
7) What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
What’s the opposite of a bigot?
9) What do you call an American honey bee?
10) What do you call the victim of a lobotomy?
11) What do you call a dead bumblebee?
12) How do you make a Kleenex dance?
13) How does an elephant get out of a tree?
14) What do you call an unborn bee?
ANSWERS:
1) A lessoff.
2) 5-ever.
3) You check their garages for UFOs.
4) MaCARoni.
5) You hire a car thief to steal her new lover’s convertible and hope she comes back to you.
6) Romance.
7) Hell if I know.
A little it.
9) A free bee.
10) A lobot.
11) A used to bee.
12) You put a little boogie in it.
13) He hangs onto a leaf until fall.
14) A wanna bee.