The Great American Poetry Show » Jokes http://greatamericanpoetryshow.com Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:07:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 In No Time, Time – In Time, No Time http://greatamericanpoetryshow.com/jokes/in-no-time-time-in-time-no-time/ http://greatamericanpoetryshow.com/jokes/in-no-time-time-in-time-no-time/#comments Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:36:02 +0000 admin IN NO TIME, TIME – IN TIME, NO TIME

What happened before the beginning of time?
What happened at the beginning of time?
What happens after the end of time?

No time.
Time.
No time.

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Take pen in hand.
Place pen on paper.
Write words on paper.
Call your words on paper a poem.
You have now written a poem.
Call yourself a poet.
You have now become a poet.

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Democrats ride the left wing.
Republicans ride the right.
Here comes the Idiosyncrat.
There’s gonna be a fight.

A counterpunch in free flight
strikes the groupthink bird.
Centralized authority drops
dead, a dried-out turd.

Assinine ignoramuses
scatter in total rout.
Idiosyncracy rules
whatever comes about.

Copyright 2008 by N. E. Buddy
Permission to reprint with acknowledgment.

]]> http://greatamericanpoetryshow.com/jokes/pink-bird/feed/ 0 Jokes http://greatamericanpoetryshow.com/jokes/jokes/ http://greatamericanpoetryshow.com/jokes/jokes/#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 07:00:00 +0000 admin If you know any funny dumb-kid jokes and would like to share them with us, please email them to us at info@tgaps.net.

1)  What’s the opposite of a moron?
2)  What’s longer than forever?
3)  How do you know if the people you know are aliens masquerading as
humans?
4)  What do you call noodles on wheels?
5)  What do you do when you can’t forget the girl who forgot you?
6)  What do you call wandering insects?
7)  What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
8)  What’s the opposite of a bigot?
9)  What do you call the victim of a lobotomy?
10) How do you make a Kleenex dance?
11) How does an elephant get out of a tree?
12) Who was Mississippi married to?
13) What do you call an unborn bee?
14) What do you call a walking-dead bumble bee?
15) What do you call a ghost bumble bee?
16) What do you call a religious bumble bee?
17) What do you call an American bumble bee?
18) What do you call a dead bumble bee?
19) Where do alligators live?
20) What do you call a one-hour-old bumble bee?

ANSWERS:

1)  A lessoff.
2)  5-ever.
3)  You check their garages for UFOs.
4)  MaCARoni.
5)  You hire a car thief to steal her new lover’s convertible and hope she comes back to you.
6)  Romance.
7)  Hell if I know.
8)  A little it.
9)  A lobot.
10)  You put a little boogie in it.
11)  He hangs onto a leaf until fall.
12)  Mr. Sippi.
13)  A Wanna-Bee.
14)  A Zom-Bee.
15) A Boo-bee.
16) A Beeliever.
17) A Free-Bee.
18) A Used-To-Bee
19) In the alley.
20) A Babee.

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