The Great American Poetry Show » Jokes http://greatamericanpoetryshow.com Thu, 24 Jun 2010 04:20:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 In No Time, Time – In Time, No Time http://greatamericanpoetryshow.com/jokes/in-no-time-time-in-time-no-time/ http://greatamericanpoetryshow.com/jokes/in-no-time-time-in-time-no-time/#comments Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:36:02 +0000 admin IN NO TIME, TIME – IN TIME, NO TIME

What happened before the beginning of time?
What happened at the beginning of time?
What happens after the end of time?

No time.
Time.
No time.

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Take pen in hand.
Place pen on paper.
Write words on paper.
Call your words on paper a poem.
You have now written a poem.
Call yourself a poet.
You have now become a poet.

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By force of circumstance
the white stone’s acrylic tip bites
the air’s high pink on chrome down
where the oval window changed

into the day for the monogram
of a night square’s wounded response
to the unanswering irrational shore of
her word order’s wild brassy easels

returning news of clanning wars and
firebands around the lizard’s throat
of further ants and kitchen pearls
that were daylight songs of not you.

Copyright 2008 by F. R. Preene

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Democrats ride the left wing.
Republicans ride the right.
Here comes the Idiosyncrat.
There’s gonna be a fight.

A counterpunch in free flight
strikes the groupthink bird.
Centralized authority drops
dead, a dried-out turd.

Assinine ignoramuses
scatter in total rout.
Idiosyncracy rules
whatever comes about.

Copyright 2008 by N. E. Buddy
Permission to reprint with acknowledgment.

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1) What’s the opposite of a moron?
2) What’s longer than forever?
3) How do you know if the people you know are aliens masquerading as
humans?
4) What do you call noodles on wheels?
5) What do you do when you can’t forget the girl who forgot you?
6) What do you call wandering insects?
7) What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
8) What’s the opposite of a bigot?
9) What do you call an American honey bee?
10) What do you call the victim of a lobotomy?
11) What do you call a dead bumblebee?
12) How do you make a Kleenex dance?
13) How does an elephant get out of a tree?
14) What do you call an unborn bee?

ANSWERS:

1) A lessoff.
2) 5-ever.
3) You check their garages for UFOs.
4) MaCARoni.
5) You hire a car thief to steal her new lover’s convertible and hope she comes back to you.
6) Romance.
7) Hell if I know.
8) A little it.
9) A free bee.
10) A lobot.
11) A used to bee.
12) You put a little boogie in it.
13) He hangs onto a leaf until fall.
14) A wanna bee.

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